Why would I do this? - Picture of the Day - May 9th

Ok, so again I find myself with a choice between life and death.  I had another plan for a picture today but then I took this.  To be fair, my wife already threw this up on twitter so it should be fair game.  But, I kinda feel like I'm playing with fire here.  Do I post the picture or not? Well, if my history with this blog is any indication then you should know I have chosen certain death.  So here is my picture of the day, its been nice knowing you people....

Mother Of The Year!