Damn you vending machine!

I was sitting in my office and had this horrible craving for apple juice. I don't know why, all I know is I needed it. So I wandered over to Mr. Vending Machine, usually a good friend of mine, and perfect they had apple cranberry juice. Not exactly what I wanted but it was fine.

 But then I noticed something and it wasn't very fine, not very fine at all!

 The juice had expired over two months ago. Seriously, what the hell juice gods? You cant tempt me with your apple juice goodness and then take it away so quickly. That's not fair. Well, I guess when you wield the power of all things juice you can do pretty much anything you want. Juice gods, whatever I did to upset you I'm sorry. I'm so very sorry.