Jason Wisconsin is a rugged but simple man who wants nothing more than to enjoy a nice smoked Gouda. But that is not possible for Jason Wisconsin. Jason Wisconsin hates cheese. He didn't always hate cheese but years of jokes took their toll and now Jason Wisconsin can only dream of that smoked Gouda.
Despite the fact he's a handsome man, life's not easy for Jason Wisconsin. Well, on odd months life not easy for Jason Wisconsin. On even months it's actually pretty good.
Jason Wisconsin hates spiders but loves centipedes. Jason Wisconsin figures he can only be on one side of natures greatest rivalries.
Jason Wisconsin is an avid bear hunter.
Jason Wisconsin ALWAYS carries an acoustic guitar on his back but only plays one song, Darling Clementine.
I'm pretty sure today is Jason Wisconsin's birthday but I can't verify that.
That's all I really know about Jason Wisconsin. If you know anything else, let me know.
Thank you to @koubon and Jason (Not Wisconsin) for their critical information about the Legend of Jason Wisconsin.
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