Forever Creepy

I was watching TV a couple nights ago and saw a commercial for Forever Lazy. As you can see it's basically a full body fleece. One of its big selling points are zippered hatches so you can relieve yourself without taking it off. And by relieve I mean take a poop too! They actually highlight that on the commercial. Like sitting on the pot in a full fleece bag taking a shit out of a hole in the back of your fleece bag is a good thing. Egad! I never want to be so lazy that I cant pull my pants down to shit. Really, Egad!