Cookies!

I was surprised this morning with cookies! My secretary, Lauren, who happens to be The Lord of the Dragons, Emperor of the Dolphins, Captain of the Seagulls, Jesus and President of the motha fuckin planet brought me cookies today. How awesome is that? I do have to make the comment that I find it difficult to juggle being the Emperor of the Dolphins AND Captain of the Seagulls at the same time. But she does love dragons and dragons are cool so all is good.