Monday, March 11, 2013

Lake Mothra

It rained yesterday. It rained a ton. Around dinner time the rain let up a bit and I decided to grill dinner. While hanging out in my yard waiting for the food I noticed a lake where there was no lake before. Behind my yard is an empty lot. Eventually there will be a house there but yesterday it became Lake Mothra. It's my belief that alligators moved in with the rain so I'm pretty sure they are living in the lake. I'm have good information that it's at least 57 feet deep at the center. That's where the Lake Mothra monster lives. I'm pretty sure the Lake Mothra monster eats cheese balls but only planter's cheese ball. That's why the monster is so mad. They stopped making planter's cheese balls, freaking bastards.





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