Please let this not be true. Please let me wake up from this nightmare. I was sure we were rid of this evil. It's been so long. We haven't seen him in......Oh, it doesn't matter. What matters now is he's back.
We started getting reports of activity from the South end of the office a couple days ago. We sent out investigative patrols to check it out. We never really thought it would be.....him. But this picture came in today and it cannot be denied. We know exactly what it is. White Puma. His hair looks different. We've hypothesized that he is starving from a lack of hair gel. He must be on the hunt once again, have mercy on our souls. We are once again in a state of emergency. I'll do my best to keep everybody informed. Let's hope he leaves as quickly as he came.