The Colonies

A few weeks back I had a nightmare. I awoke with a sense of dread and a feeling that I needed to check on the colonies. I wish I had taken that feeling a bit more seriously. Instead, I went on with my day and forgot about the dream. Today I remembered.

This morning Jason suggested we go on a picnic in the colonies. I though it was a fine idea so off we went. What we found shocked us. The colonies were in a state of chaos. Smoke and fire filled the colonies. Not a person in sight. What happened here? Where did all the people go? Maybe we'll find answers as we put the fires out and clean up the mess.

White Puma Update

White Puma is back and active again. He grows stronger every day. We have evidence that he is back on the hunt. Seeking out his favorite prey as you can see above. More reports as this unfolds.

He's back! White Puma is back!

Please let this not be true. Please let me wake up from this nightmare. I was sure we were rid of this evil. It's been so long. We haven't seen him in......Oh, it doesn't matter. What matters now is he's back.

We started getting reports of activity from the South end of the office a couple days ago. We sent out investigative patrols to check it out. We never really thought it would be.....him. But this picture came in today and it cannot be denied. We know exactly what it is. White Puma. His hair looks different. We've hypothesized that he is starving from a lack of hair gel. He must be on the hunt once again, have mercy on our souls. We are once again in a state of emergency. I'll do my best to keep everybody informed. Let's hope he leaves as quickly as he came.

Dare I even say its name?

It's been quite some time since I've said this but here it goes. White Puma. Yes, it appears White Puma is back. We've heard rumors from the outlying colonies that the White Puma has returned. Not only returned but is living in the colonies. This news came as a shock.

As mysteriously as White Puma appeared in our office, he disappeared. Without a trace he was gone. Some have said that he needed to take a dump and legend has it that, well, it just takes this long for the White Puma to dump. But how can that be? That doesn't even make sense. We became complacent in his absence. We forgot about him, the signs he leaves behind. We stopped looking. Then word came from the colonies and today we found this. 

 

Clearly somebody brought two cookie cakes and mauled one of them. Was it the White Puma? Signs point to yes! We noticed a Slim Jim close to the table. We became suspicious. Then we saw an empty bag of Doritos, We became alarmed. Finally, we saw two bottles of hair gel. We became convinced. White Puma is back. We must now keep our eyes open for evidence. Where will he pop up next? Who will he harass? Jason? Most likely but who else?

These are once again scary times in our office. I will keep you guys posted with further details.